FREQUENT PHRASE: `THAT'S A FUNNY STORY ...'

Albemarle's master of no-frills filmmaking

No money? No problem -- Foutz will get his movie made

LAWRENCE TOPPMAN

Movie Critic

John Foutz can direct you a movie in a week -- from his own script, if you'd like.

He can light it and find props and shoot it and edit it and add sound effects when he's done.

And if he were dropped on a deserted island with one tree, he could probably turn a coconut into a camera and make film stock out of his notebook paper.

The Albemarle native has spent the last quarter of his 40 years on the planet exploring the destiny that settled over him when he was 12, squirming in front of "Alien" in a neighbor's basement but becoming entranced by that narrative.

He keeps taking freelance design work or industrial videos to pay the bills. He and wife Jill keep raising four kids, the oldest of whom has fallen in love with one of Foutz's old video cameras.

Yet he keeps producing movies in various capacities with tireless fervor. Some, like "Bird in a Glass House," take the better part of three years. But when he works on "Guerrilla!" he's -- well, a guerrilla. He gets in and out and gets the job done at top speed.

"That's a funny story," he says. "We were hired by this guy who had never directed anything but figured it would be easy to make a horror movie. The (project) crumbled, and the actors and crew were stuck in very rural Georgia. We got to know each other well and thought, `Let's stay and try to do something.' So we shot an 80-minute film in three days.

"The idea was that a producer was trying to make a lot of money shooting two films at the same time. I played the director of the expensive one, a Civil War picture; a guy named Basil Tilleman out of Texas -- he'd been running the camera -- played the director of a low-budget horror movie. It was whatever we could come up with that was funny, kind of like the lowbrow humor of `Borat.' Although a friend of mine told me, `Don't call it lowbrow. Call it satirical.' "

Born to be a storyteller

A lot of Foutz' anecdotes could begin "That's a funny story ..." He can smile now at the leading lady who dropped out of "Bird" halfway through, forcing reshoots, or its leading man's difficulties in learning his monologues. (The Foutz family put that guy up in their basement to save money.)At the same time, Foutz and a few other locals make up a loose-knit repertory group seriously devoted to low-budget pictures.

"John has a passion for filmmaking that will never be sated," says writer-producer Dexter Goad. "He'll be 90 years old in an assisted care home, using the holographic camera on his cell phone to tell one last story.

"He's a `run and gun' filmmaker. I don't mean that in the sense that he is sloppy or in a rush, just that he does not waste time with so many of the unnecessary trappings you find in other indie directors. John's not going to show up the first day of shooting in leather pants, a beret and a riding crop, demanding that we change the shooting order because his astrologer said Mars was in his stellar House of Pancakes for the next week."

Maybe he's in a hurry because he took so long to get started.

He grew up in Stanly County, doing puppet shows at 6 or 7 for the family, then borrowing his dad's Super 8 camera at 12 to shoot a school project that lit a fire in him. After graduating from Albemarle High School, he worked in a TV studio at Central Piedmont Community College, did video work for Charlotte (now Lowe's) Motor Speedway and took a job at a graphics company.

"I wound up working so much that I'd stopped riding my bike and lifting weights," he said. "Now I was sitting all day, including my hour commute each way, and my sciatic nerve got pinched due to muscle atrophy. For three months, I couldn't dress myself from the waist down. I eventually lost that job."

But he found his avocation. Foutz began to work from home on his computer after studying commercial art and advertising at Guilford Technical Community College. He realized he could freelance jobs and create on the side -- and see his wife and kids -- if he didn't miss sleeping.

`Everybody's big brother'

For all his drive, says one of his frequent film collaborators, Foutz doesn't run people over.

"His mind never stops; he's a person who always has to be in motion," says single-named actress Vanelle. "Yet he comes on site very prepared, which allows him to be laid back. He's funny and warm and ends up being everybody's big brother. If you're having a difficult time (in a role), he's good at getting you there, but he's not a micromanager.

"His strength is that he's very confident; when he comes into a room, people are drawn to him and respect him right away. But one thing he needs to work on is discerning who's worthy of his respect: He wants to give everyone a chance, and not everyone deserves a chance. His disappointments haven't stopped him, but how much can John take before he wants to give it up?"

Despite investors who have fallen away, despite any false starts and unanticipated headaches, Foutz stays cheerful and wants to stay where he is.

"(Director) Robert Rodriguez says, `A money hose makes any problem disappear.' I don't want to be frivolous and spend all day shooting a bug landing on a leaf, but it would be nice to know I'd paid for a location and would be guaranteed to shoot there on the day I'd planned," says Foutz.

"As long as I can work around here, I'll be content. So many people remember me, and that opens doors. I needed to shoot `Bird' at my old high school, and the secretary was a friend of my folks. She said, `Come on over, and I'll unlock it. When you get done, call me up.' You can't get cooperation like that in L.A.!"

John Foutz

Family: Wife Jill and four children: Matthew (15), Emily (12), Abigail (6) and Kate (21 months). Matthew wrote, directed, edited and added effects noises to his first short film at 9; Foutz used him as second camera on a short film for writer-producer Dexter Goad's Shadowdog Productions last year.

Notable work:"Bird in a Glass House," a drama about a drug dealer who tries to redeem himself after a friend dies (producer, cinematographer, etc.); "Guerrilla!" an experimental mockumentary about filmmaking (director, actor); "The New Adventures of Captain Fluoride," a series of animated shorts about dental care (actor, producer, writer, director -- and Emily plays Fluoride's sidekick, Flossy); "Nerds of Steele," a feature-length family comedy in post-production, starring former Carolina Panther Sean Gilbert and country singer Ansel Brown (director).

Web:www.foutzstudios.com.




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